Kolkata Report #5

This will be a brief one, I promise.

Just when the world was becoming dreary and morbid, up in the eastern part of India, rises a new comedy king in the form of a politician who has been established as the Chief Minister. This former athletic trainer (quite well built and with movie star good looks, admittedly) seems to be saying something new and astonishing every day. The newspapers in Kolkata are seizing upon this treasure trove of gems falling out of his mouth daily. Sadly, today there are no print papers, in the hoary old tradition of not printing newspapers after public holidays, so that I will not be able to preserve this clipping for posterity..
But please note the possibility of a free manicure..

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/fingernails-will-be-cut-tripura-chief-minister-biplab-deb-on-those-questioning-his-governance-1845680?pfrom=home-lateststories